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Life = Beach
Fuck sand. For real. I fucking hate sand.
I'm Not Crawling Out A Window, Sorry
Just park down the street, I'll be out in a minute
If I Could Turn Back Time
Where we're going, roads aren't really a thing
Novocain Rocks, Honestly
I definitely floss everyday, for sure
No, I Like You Like You
Damn, remember that movie Blue Crush?
Why Must I Cry
It would be weird if you could actually turn a frown upside down, like on a swivel or whatever
Dude, Trust Me
You can't trust nobody, I don't even have a trust fund - Lil Wayne
I Am The Night
Gonna fight 'til we see the sun light
Agents of S.N.A.C.K.
Hummus is so god damn good
Time To Trim The Hedges
I really tried to come up with some sort of hoe joke
I Got The Next Round
Yeah, I'll start a tab
Maybe Gamers Shouldn't Rise Up
Go get the other controller
One Day I'll Get Out Of This Town
I promise I'll call every Sunday
In Bloom
Spring = Sprung
Easter(n Promises)
I really hope the Easter bunny just drops off some pre rolled joints
Anyways, Here's Wagon Wheel
Wanna go spend 3 hours in Guitar Center?
Sup With That Spare Room?
Dude don't make me break out the chore wheel
Early In The Mourning
Boys do(n't) cry
Terminally Chill
Six months 'til checkout
Parents Have Yet To Understand
If you address your parents by their first name you are a psychopath
Erin Go Far Away From Me
St. Patrick's Day is so fucking stupid
When I Grow Up...
Remember when you were young and thought that 25 year olds were grown
I Think We Should See Other People
I always wanted to break up and then cut a couch in half or whatever
It's Too Late For Me
Face it, there are some things you just won't ever be able to do
What's Good Dummy?
Flipping off your friends is a sign of endearment
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I don't know about you, but I'm always ready for a nap
Just A Stranger On The Free Bus
Welcome to your morning drive time podcast
Paging Dr. Doom
I still have those grippy socks
Let's Just Unplug
We should totally just say "fuck it" and buy a farm you guys
Seeing Red Yet Again
Serenity eventually!